Regera? More like Regreta...amiright?

“You never had your snark”

That was a used Ferrari, not a new one. Try and keep up.

With all the combination cleaners that are coming out, they should really have a combination bodywash-car wash. Don't want to be irritating skin or paint.

What if they called it...the FX-5

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

I’m torn here between my hatred of urban bikers — particularly those on Citibikes — and the fact that the NYPD did not have to treat the guy like he was about to be shipped off to Gitmo.

Not sure if that’s a big truck, or if that’s Tracy Anderson...

wait, this is funny because she’s clearly farting right?

The Mustang owner later apologized, claiming he didn’t actually see the motorcycle, only the rider.

There’s always this, if you really have to have the most carbon fiber.

MUCH better than last week.

There should be a Zero Fucks Given car show across the street at the same time next year with ratted out jalopies and people who built them. Tickets are $2.50 and come with a free can of Tecate. I’d go to that show.

I don’t care if you say it’s “It’s own brand” now, it’s still a Dodge Ram.

Now turn down your music, pull up your pants, and get off my lawn.

Some Americans like to do their own re-badging.

Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.

I would pollute her.

Not even close to getting old.

That’s a weird looking mustang.