Walking is hard.

Covering the headlights while driving should be illegal.

Edit: I just realized someone shopped the sunglasses. We live in a strange world...

WAT

This settlement makes much more sense. The suit against Porsche, not so much.

Maybe I’m a grumpy, old 26 year old, but I still can’t think of drifting as anything other than the figure skating of motorsports ever. That said, I definitely don’t have the sack to throw a fucking 4,000 pound GTR sideways at 190 mph, so kudos.

listening to this like

I give them credit for using the cars—as if keeping them in heated garages under covers and only taking them out for short cruises on sunny weekends is so “manly”.

where’s the tits? I come here for the tits.

No charge, eh? I guess I’ll have to plug in when they arrive...

Formula One car.

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

Any car can be a big sex toy if you do it right.

As cool as that video was, the killer shot for me was him sliding the cassette tape in. Not sure why haha.

Tastefully done aftermarket equipment, curves where they belong.

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

Wait, does this mean $kay gives herself a picture of a sexy girl in front of a Ford GT (of which I’m sure she has hundreds)?