Especially a nearly 20 year old R1. Sure, it’s pretty far from stock, but couple that with an amateur that looks like he nearly doubles the weight of the bike, and it’s not surprising how poor it does.

should have used a BMW S1000RR or a Panigale. The R1 is great but when it comes to defending the honor of motorcycles in a drag race, bring out the big guns.

Apparently he does have one...it’s just Godzuki shaped

Put the crackpipe down boy.

To be fair, he did a wicked job on that. Definitely a step up from the normal replica cars you see. Still would rather have an M3 or something for that price though.

Congratulations, Mr. magnus-21 on COTD! I would like to gift you with a vacuum cleaner which this lovely lady will deliver soon. This really sucks.

I’m sure both guys would find the title to be absolutely hilarious and totally appropriate.

Congratulations, Mr. JohnnyWasASchoolBoy, on today’s COTD! I would like to gift you with a dune buggy which this lovely lady will deliver without going across some guy’s lawn.

I think Holiday was just distracted by that sideline bling.

The apology has already made the new Top Gear worse than the old.

Had me like....

HOORAY!!

Okay, who left a flash just lying around like that? Do you know how much they cost? Do you know it could really damage the car? I figured someone in a suit would have not let that happen. Very unprofessional of her to allow that.

A $kaycog photo and a COTD to call my very own! I now know how Leo feels.

They must be government workers. 8 guys standing around and 2 guys doing the hitching up. Someone get them some shovels to lean on!

trufax. i used to be straight...now i’m sorrrrrta into dudes.

true story:

Pulls over. Looks at motorcycle with disgust. Kicks bike down embankment to river below. Walks away shaking head. Puts deposit down on a Piaggio next day.

As a motorcycle rider, that is simultaneously awesome and my low-key worst nightmare. If I got dusted like that, I’d just pull over, set my bike on fire, and hitchhike home to some sad music: