Land of the free*

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

I mean while we’re at it, the Hummer might even be Doug’s redeeming quality but I’m not one to speculate on Doug’s Hummers.

And we have spotted the new guy.

Pretty sure someone already off-roaded a Lambo.

This is beyond horrifying.

Unpimp your ride.

The Nissan Frontier from a few years ago. So ridiculous, the FTC fined Nissan.

and number one in her number two.

Nice Lexus.

Unfortunately, while taking off the shirt, Rose tore the rotator cuff on his shooting hand side.

Fuckin stop it.

You’re not... a clown by any chance, are you?

Have you asked her to stop running into things?

She has almost no figure. That van suggests she'd be more....hippie.

Let’s pour one out for another supercar lost due to fuckboy nonsense.

The traction control switch should just be labeled Unsubscribe Me From Future Ferrari Models.

Didn’t realize that my current shit worth is zero or in the negative, and that canned haggis, global thermonuclear war, and daylight saving time are all better ideas than “Ask a Lawyer.” Thanks for this moment of self-realization. Going up to the cabin for few weeks to fix this for you.