Riding my Honda CBR1100XX south on US 101 in Washington State, up near the northern border, early one Saturday morning; I had just finished racing a 911 (spanked him). No one else on the road. I was going the speed limit, 35 in a 35, on a beautiful stretch of road underneath the tree canopy, the Hood Canal on my left…

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

Only TWO coffees? What if I want a pumpkin spice and a salted caramel chocolatte and my girl wants a frozen Vanilla raspberry smoothie and a ice cream chai frapachino? It could happen. On a side note, how many calories can you fit in four cupholders?

I thought it was firmly established humor started in Germany with the greenlighting of the Volkswagon Phaeton.

Have we found a German with a sense of humor? Should we alert some sort of scientific journal?

Why yes, yes I have. When I first came to Jalopnik and discovered the seemingly universal hatred against my first car, my pride and joy, a ‘08 PT Cruiser base model with an auto. Nothing says “you bought the wrong car” then when most everyone hates it.

When you have to modify the roof, you have bought the wrong car.

Here’s a face I’d like to punch:

Dude, just remember, when you see a really hot lady... somewhere there is someone who is sick of her crap.

A massive catapult.

Any of Jon Olsson’s amazing and powerful cars on ski slopes.

What is so ridiculous about this super car? The livery is for a Dutch fire station......Oh wait, you said Out-of-place....I feel I’ve made a terrible mistake.

‘Tax the Rich’ pretty much wins this.

I’m pretty sure it’s a Lambo, dude.

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I once saw a Lambo in a pond:

I’ll let the video speak for itself.

We may come from around the world, but we are also very much alike.

Me right now: