Ok, that screenshot convinced me. The consistent ugliness is hard to beat.

I was already shoving money into my computer screen, but strangely no GT4 Clubsport came out.

I happen to love bread and butter.

You fail at Jaloping. That’s a Carrera GT.

Classic Porsche 911 Turbo.

TVR Speed 12

Neutral: Know anyone that bought Ferrari stock yet?

Stepped up from bikini girl posing with a vehicle to full on side boob girl posing with a motorcycle.

I daily drove a late 90s Volkswagen for 14 consecutive years without ever being left stranded once. Wolfsburg had a whole team of technicians trying to figure out how that was possible.

The fact that I had only classroom instruction, no seat time at all. None. In theory, you can walk into most DMVs having never driven a car at all, then just take the test with them on the road.

Lame jokes!? Them’s phaeton words!

But I still don’t wish poor phaeton him.

You couldn’t just Passat up...

I really wish that Bosch said something along the lines of “With great power, comes great responsibility” when they gave VW the magic stick (or magic ECU, as it were) that allowed VW to cheat if they wanted. Missed opportunity.

so large it will now enGolf everything in its path.

Dear Tesla,

I’m going to drive around some of the latest greatest most expensive/exclusive supercars and make a video that will probably get millions of hits... I should wear some goofy yellow shorts

Clearly, you know nothing about the science behind actual time travel. 88 MPH is a very important figure in flux-capacitor based time travel, as it is the lowest factor of C allowing for a 1.21 GW temporal-capacitive reaction. Time travel could certainly be achieved at a lower factor of C, but it carries an…