This is not a ghost story, but a horrible human encounter. This happened about 4.5 years ago:

This true story happened to me when I was about twenty.

I was working as a security guard after I got out of college because of the crap job market. I was living in the attic apartment of a house that had been turned into one and two-room apartments (with communal bathrooms). I got home at about 1:30 a.m. after my…

More important (to me) is how her hair covers her nips just so perfectly. I’m not jealous at that I have been trying to do that for years but no matter how much longer my hair gets, my boobs sag faster. And longer and lower. I’m not jealous at all.

I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.

That’s what I thought! I saw the screencap and was like “who is that??”, then saw the headline, and my lady boner wilted into a question mark

He really has been a pain in the ass for a really long time. I would certainly have considered it if I was her. Even if just for ruining my friend’s life and credibility. He’s been a fucking drag for ever. He’s like an uncut pet dog that won’t stop humping everyone’s leg- even at fancy cocktail parties and business…

I feel like plaid and camouflage are two streams that definitely shouldn’t have been crossed.

At least Jobs’ corporate propagandist routine was less...overtly dystopian?

But ironically they’re the first to accuse Obama of shitting on the constitution.

I think the people reading this website have already figured out Ivanka is just a dumb ineffectual bitch who benefits off of her racist, sexist, asshole father by pretending to be above it all. Let her burn. I want to see her lose everything and I want to see her little plastic surgery nose and cheekbones fall…

And doctors have a disturbing tendency to trivialize women’s symptoms. Not EVERYTHING is a UTI. Last year I was having pretty much every symptom on that list and knew something wasn’t right. I didn’t have insurance so that was a fun thought. I went to a local doctor and explained my symptoms, my family history of…

two things

We have to put up with four years of this entitled, tone-deaf bullshit. Please god let it only be four years. Please god let it be less.

Reince should txt him to say, “Congratulations, I’ll pray for your child.”

He lost his wife, job and self respect all in the same week? I wonder if he’s tired of all this winning yet...

I hope she hires an actual shark. A real, actual hammerhead shark in a dark suit, who is wheeled into court each day in a giant brine tank by quaking, terrified newbie hires at its firm, Chomp, Shred & Destroy.

Oh, but he is involved! He’s sending his prayers! And, as we know, Republican prayers are the same as actually doing something.

Nightmare fodder! I woke up in the middle of the night earlier this week and could’ve SWORN I heard a baby laugh-singing. Scared the shit out of me.

He almost always fails to stick the landing, but man, when he’s good, he’s amazing. The Shining is still one of the most technically perfect novels I can think of: the entire damn thing just sings.