I’ve definitely had battery-operated toys start making noise in the middle of the night. Recently a two year old Fisher Price airplane that had been in the rainy garden for weeks blared WELCOME ABOARD! into the dark night. These things are all operated by dark magic.

That is awful. Poor guy :-(

You must be a Felliw Dutchie. Try explaining to your American colleagues that no, we don’t really need a giant pack of plastic bottles of mineral water for the office every week, the water from the tap is even better and it’s free. Also ❤️ La vache qui rit on holidays in France :-)

Garbage was my very first concert at 15. I remember I wore a black fake fur jacket, a whole lot of black eyeshadow and my hair was either dyed red or dark blue. (Apart from the hair, it’s still my go to look for parties).

WHY DID I HAVE TO READ THIS 2 WEEKS BEFORE LEAVING FOR MY HOLIDAY IN FRANCE OH GOD I’M DYING

I’m from the Netherlands, same experience. I have never met anyone who owns a gun, never even seen one. We don’t really have wilderness here so even farmers in rural areas have no real need for rifles. I know one person who hunts, but like in the U.K. (I think?) that’s more an upper class thing.

Passion Of The Christ: Electric Boogaloo. (Jesus rises again & goes to Dubai.)

It sounds super boring, but I hate dystopian sci fi shit. (Can’t get in to Black Mirror either.) I only clicked because my boyfriend named Jennifer Connelly as the most beautiful celebrity woman once (I forced him to pick someone because I was curious. Now I feel a strange mix of jealousy and hope I look like her…

Timotei!

Why do they dress these children like it’s 1930???

Ruby Woo?

Is it true Lindy started off as a Jezebel commenter? I still miss her dirtbags <3

I always hate that she hid away in Paris when she thought she was too old to appear in public, and died there all lonely :-(

The way she performs here.... it just makes me cry. It’s like there’s so much pain behind this song for her (Pete Seegers Where Have All The Flowers Gone).

Their looks are boring at best. All that pink sweetness is giving me cavities.

Tyra and mama Ru will eat those girls alive. I’m not entirely convinced they aren’t the same person btw.

yep :-)
Sorry, it was really late when i wrote that!

I’m here! I actually cried with happiness. (Then I took a pregnancy test and now I know the reason the engagement of two people I don’t know brought me to tears.)

Somehow I believe this part:

Pooh Bear is such a cute name for a hippie baby with a maniac fathet.