#22 on the charts can’t melt steel beams.

Willa Ford was the girl who dated Nick Carter.

Mine was dramatic, but that’s because I asked them to change the music to classical and the song that played was Ride of the Valkyries.

Is there some kind of horrible, arrogantly obvious men’s gray wig trend coming back into vogue? There’s a nervy, eccentric awesomeness about it...

After a 13 year hiatus wherein marriages, divorces and procreation occupied us, my girls and I are taking a trip in the fall to celebrate our 40th birthdays.

So pretty, so dumb. Both of them.

Eh. My grandma is rich. Not Trump rich but like, probably estate tax when she dies rich.

I feel like his face wants to eat his teeth, or vice versa. What an ambiguous human jelly fish.

A proposal...in a...mall? In New Jersey? Ugh, I’d be so much better at being “rich.”

I read that somewhere too. Apparently, he was known as Donny Diaper because he used to get so drunk he would pass out and piss on himself. Makes “leaker” that much more ironic!

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

Has anyone checked if Seth Rogen is ok or if he has stabbed his eyes with a fork after reading his mother’s sleeping after sex tweet? Because that’s how this story would end if it were me.

She is the kind of person that I am most jealous of, namely the kind that apparently gets to life a totally charmed, low-key cool person life without actually having to actually do anything to earn it. So many celebs seem to have it so easy but when I look closer I realize that they do, in fact, do things that I…

I disagree that you lose adult conversation when letting the kids sit at the table. We’ve just started solids with our little monster so he requires some extra work when sitting at the table with us, but we try to just give him his food, let him do his thang, while we get to chat and catch up about our day. My partner…

I’ve gotten a sudden, totally-unrelated-to-this-article inspiration about my new clothing line. It will feature t-shirts of various Kardashians, super-imposed with a picture of me squatting and peeing on them. I’m sure they would agree that is totally fair use of their likenesses.

To paraphrase Ru Paul, we are all born naked — everything else is drag

You may want to google “The Oldest Profession” sometime, pretty sure it’s something else.