What is this Allen nonsense? Everyone knows that hummingbirds all have “H” names.

My dad has been obsessed with hummingbirds for the past couple of years. He has 3 feeders in his backyard, but he’s upset none have come this year.

She definitely got the better end of that deal. Her silver fox husband is *kisses fingers*

Ariana is a good cat.

well, one thing i surely didn’t expect to see today is an outfit made almost entirely of yeti bikini tops.

I grew up in the economically depressed region of Belgium, Charleroi, wallonia, (think Detroit), and this is the first of I’ve heard of Belgium being at risk of falling apart....

Someone who’s touring a Nutella factory instead of burning it to the ground shouldn’t be making complaints about food.

Dutch person here: I think Willem would do what everyone else does; just shrug and move on. Every year around kingsday there’s a million ads involving him. This year, I remember that they even trotted out Charlie Hunnam to promote that King Arthur movie.

I have rage fits about those fucking beige vinyl pool shoes that she must have bought in a lot of 100 pairs

I don’t get rich people, either. If I won the lotto, Is build one of them log cabin jawns up in the mountains on a lake and fuck everyone. I fucking hate people. I also haven’t drank in a week and it’s starting to affect me.

It does seem that way now, but in the late 80's their ads were presenting images and themes that had not been so front-and-center in advertising before (which I guess is why they didn’t feel so over the top at the time). Virtually all of their ads were on white background, and most contained an ethnically diverse…

Parents were never encouraged to stick around our house while their kiddos played with my son, but if they wanted to, we usually welcomed then and then broke out a few bottles of wine.

We’re definitely overprotective. But also, and it’s definitely one of your things that concerns me most, a lot of people in this country have guns and a lot of people are idiots with those guns as evidenced by our constant stream of accidental shootings.

Second that.

No, most parents don’t accompany their 12 year olds on playdates. The only time we do is when my kid goes to his BFF’s house to hang out and that’s mostly because we’ve become good friends with the parents.

Conversations you want to avoid being part of:

“That’s great, but more death behind the eyes”

“Show us your vacant mouth breathing expression!”

Bella Hadid is deserving of our attention because... oh, she’s not. Yet another kid of some kind-of-famous-very-rich parents who got mummy and daddy to pay for plastic surgery so she could take a shortcut to a modelling career.