super hella fragile racist extra #Bragadocious

TMZ reported that Jenn was spotted at Georgie.

(at the red carpet)

“JENNIFER, WILL YOU BE ADOPTING ANY OF ANGELINA’S ABANDONED CHILDREN?”

Plus, Rose didn’t love him. There was room on that door.

Then again, I remember an episode of Hoarders where the woman was a registered nurse. She came home to skyscrapers of garbage every day.

1. Running into my dad at the polls while voting for Michael Dukakis, and I was completely baked.

Feminists don’t have a sense of humor! /s

I lived in MN when Dru Sjodin was kidnapped and murdered, about her age. My ex-Special Forces father told me that if anyone tried to take me, even with a weapon, to fight like hell and make them kill me there if they’re going to because otherwise I would likely never be seen again and that’s never better.

My Dad named my son when he was 5 years old. It’s complicated, and maybe even a little weird, but here goes.

My senior portrait I had the typical over-plucked, arched eyebrows and fashioned my hair after Aaliyah. It did not work out how I wanted to.

Goddamit, this clan is like the Hydra, new heads keep sprouting up.

That baby gonna be born with scales, hoofs, and a forked tongue. Study it out.

I’m loving the Venus of Willendorf vibes.

That is not unpopular, that is just stupid. The opinion, I mean. Not you.

I had a friend/social worker who was intensely against anything supernatural. When people said they went to a medium, he would say “Did they know you were coming?”

These two dresses were part of an anniversary show that was done as a tribute to Rykiel. The top one is by JCD Castlebajac and the bottom one by Margiela.

Ah yes, coffee and vegan donuts. For today’s on-the-go, socially conscious diarrhea enthusiast.

>What does $400,000 actually buy you in Williamsburg?

What?