I know! My research has taken me into the Parkinson’s disease field, and very often patients with the disease attend the conferences. Some of them have service dogs to help them balance (tipping over backwards is a huge issue with for people with PD when it gets more advanced) The first time I saw a Great Dane with…

At one point I was having over 40 a month. I could not get a seizure dog that wasn't stupidly expensive. Also, she may not have had a seizure in years (child bearing can mess with formerly under control seizures). I do hope whatever help, dog or otherwise. Shit like this terrifies me.

I think her taste in art is pretty telling. Tracey Emin isn’t like, super-easy to like. Her work isn’t aesthetically beautiful. You have to connect with it emotionally on some level to like it.

I demand that everybody stop having children altogether. Children are gross.

I am lol-ing and I can't stop.

So it’s like a gender-swapped version of “Vinyl”? If so, I suggest they call it “Polyester”.

I’m just trying to figure out when Ghostbusters stopped being a comedy and became a religion. People take this shit too seriously.

Oh yeah, nitrates. And the issues with listeria in the sandwich meats. FFS. My general rule of thumb is ‘unless it’s indicated somewhere it causes spontaneous miscarriage, and it’s something I’ve eaten many times and never gotten sick AND trust the food handling practices... nom it.’.

Why do you hate yourself?

I have never been less sexually attracted to a group of males in my life, and I’ve been to a ghost hunters expo.

She’s already screaming on the inside, what more do you want?

Honestly, her sister has some incredible songs (Charlotte Gainsbourg).

Well, it’s not a comfort thing at the shows, it’s a blocking thing. When you cross your legs in the front row at a runway show, your foot will get into the shot of all the photographers at the end of the runway. it’s a very narrow gap and people are asked to sit with both feet on the ground for a reason. Anna W…

Which pair?

Well this has been a fun day on the Internet goodbye forever. *dies*

Not to detract from the awfulness of the story, but why do none of these people have real names? Wtf is Sage?

But that is what is going to make the Oscar media coverage GREAT! Can’t you see the red carpet interviews now?

Of course when I boil people down and examine their skeletons it’s somehow ghoulish?

Mimi getting married. I’m sure it will be a modest, understated affair.