That is my worst nightmare.

Do they not believe in child-sized guitars?

Pre-rusted, scratched and partially dented for ultimate authenticity. For $50 more a homeless person will come by once a week and dig through it. For $100 more, he’ll bring friends and burn trash in it for warmth on Friday nights. Experience the allure of a dirty alley, from the comfort of your own home.

This is usually what comes to mind when I read about Terry Richardson :

It’s Eddie, but still. Leo would carry it around in a front-carrier for weeks if it meant they’d give it to him.

I think you mean “noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker.”

But BEWBS. DIRTY PILLOWS OF SIN.

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."

Gwyn, you’re rich. Get your roots done.

This adds a new wrinkle to “do you really need all that goop on your face?”

Well, without wanting to cast aspersions on someone I’ve never met there’s a possibility that Rock Star-marrying models may not be the best moral compasses to guide our society.

In Japan there are Buddhist monks who, at the end of their lives, practice a form of self-mummification by consuming a tea made from a plant that dehydrates them and dries into a sort of lacquer.

Well, if you’re going to marry a Troll, it might as well be the King of the Trolls.

That’s some effortless cool.

I'm not and will never be a mother, but attachment parenting is bullshit.

My mom said she did 8 months because I had expressed interest in solid food and also she was happy to be done with it. I also walked and talked at an early age. My thought in modern times is that as soon as infants are interested in solid foods, it’s fine to stop. The nutritional benefits end after a certain point…

I know it’s morally reprehensible of me, but damn do I love the look of a fur coat.

I’m not a professional, but I fly a fair amount and the biggest things for me are: water and moisturizer. I take an empty water bottle through security and then fill it in a water fountain while I’m waiting so that I stay hydrated (you could also just buy one, but...I’m cheap). And then before you get on the flight…

I like them as designers. The Row is aspirational (read: too rich for my blood) but I’m realizing that I buy a lot of Elizabeth and James. So, Full Closet is fine with me.

As a last act of good will and under the influence of marcotics, I ask that you comment here so I can ungrey you if you’re not a troll.