.....actually, if Dominick Dunne’s reporting on the Safra murder trial in VF is true, and I will always trust Dominick, Monaco is pretty much the last true monarchy in Europe.....the Prince actually rules

She could medal in chain smoking these days - she cleaned me out when I hilariously attended a couple of parties in Monte Carlo half a decade or so ago.

These two giving off weird vibes? And after they looked so joyously in love at their wedding!

My mom likes to tell the story of two kittens she got as a little girl who decided that her male dog was their mom. Anything the dog would do, the kittens would do. That included jumping into the tub or shower if my mom left the bathroom door open.

I don’t think George looks chill. He looks like a cat plotting and perfecting his revenge.

I apparently came back to a class where were asked what career and religion our parents had. My parents told me they were artists and atheists.

Here’s the outfit above on the woman herself.

Not that I’m overly superficial or anything but those dudes’ haircuts should violate the Geneva convention.

I get why the grey system exists, but it is really discouraging for former lurkers turned casual commenter like me. There are so many things I would comment on if I thought it’d actually result in an exchange of ideas, opinions, laughter. Haha, I’m being dramatic but I know others feel that it’s clique-ish.

[internal screaming]

I can’t remember if she did ever get married, but I don’t think so.... The only thing I really remember about her other than her hilarious note taking, was that she received an award for safe driving...

I worked in the archive while in college, it was formerly a women’s college and had some of the most amazing pieces. One of my favorites was a “Chap Book”, from the 1800s, a woman kept a notebook of every single eligible man she met for ~15 years. It had their name, location, and little things about them, like…

Oh god, Annie, be careful!

He’s right about Adele and he’s so fucking grumpy I love him..but seriously? Coldplay? COLDPLAY?

I always say a cleanse is a an eating disorder with a deadline.

You’re right, it is. By posh wankers. Usually in a very nasal voice

I like Saint Nicholas of Bari (Saint Nicholas). He preformed interesting miracles.

Kim, sporting her signature structured lob

MY BABY WAS BORN APRIL OF THIS YEAR! YOU CAN DO IT!