me too!! (due in April :) I too am not a “baby” person, hoping that will change once it’s actually mine...

Samesies. Babes just didn’t like me! But it’s 100% different with your own, especially if you nurse. Babies can smell your milk like little vampires.

Google Harvey Karp. Learn the 5 S’s. (I wouldn’t bother buying the book, its repetitive)

This is my favorite trick to do for new parents. It’s actually relying on a set of standard neonatal reflexes. Makes you look like a magician. Or at the very least, baseline capable.

If you did take violin lessons, you might be more marketable as an actor. Just sayin’...

I always credit Jordan Catalano for spontaneously inducing puberty. My breasts grew three sizes the day I first saw him on MSCL. But Angel....Angel is the one who created in me my life long love of broody misunderstood men in leather jackets.

This is totally legit and they should get the money they are owed. Everyone shits on actors and tries to not pay them and as a vital part of the process, I hope they win. They deserve money from the show, completely.

Of all the spots inside the church she could have chosen to set her baby down she probably chose the nativity scene because nativity scenes include a little baby bassinet for the baby jesus. It’s not rocket science.

Dude. Couldn’t you just clap a big bowl over it and slide a record album under it?

This story only starts out like a horror story. It was horrible for me at the time. My boyfriend and I were celebrating our first Thanksgiving together. It was also just a couple years since my Mom died, a loss which had blasted a huge hole in our family. We scattered after that and had Thanksgivings either alone or…

My drunk uncle slipped on his own piss and fell out of a second story window. He also groped my brother’s wife.

HURRRRRRRRRRRRK. :(

Those pictures look a lot more like 1969 than 1979, especially the one with the station wagon. Carnation needed to update its look even back then.

A 10 year old in my class was bleeding profusely today because he tried to sharpen his finger in his pencil sharpener to “see what would happen”. A 10 year old. With no cognitive problems. So I have zero problems believing that a kid would jam 45 of these stupid things in their hair.

I’m not a Women’s Studies major and I’ve never taken a Photoshop class, but I happened to have it open.

I played Magenta in a Rocky Horror cast for 3 or 4 years, and I did not require a wig. I’d just comb my hair out. The only time The Dreaded Frizz Triangle of Doom ever was a plus!

Me, 1983. I was 10 years old. And my hair didn’t even get really curly until I hit puberty. Yeah, that brushing sure made it look great! Just like Farrah Fawcett!

Runs the gamut from A to B

Definitely overwrought, but so, so originally overwrought. He doesn’t get cheated in his hyperbole. Besides his honesty, which is the trait that sets him apart from all others, he just makes me smile more than other celebs. It’s the contradictory combination of delusions of grandeur and ‘getting it’ coming together at…