This fucking show. How can one season of one show be so perfect at every turn? The episode where Bill’s mom gets with Biff—there's a montage where bill gets home after school, makes his snacks and watches his shows and is laughing. That scene is so perfect, so imbued with joy and innocence, I fucking cry every time…

The scene where Bill drinks beer out of the commemorative helmet cup they give at baseball games is one of my favorite things I’ve ever seen.

What is it with strange customers and soup? I never thought I’d have a story to contribute here because I’m a bookseller, but it turns out I’ve got one for you.

It’s an uplifting quote until you remember what happened to her all too soon after she wrote those words. It’s hard not to feel like she was wrong after all.

True story:

Monty Python was right, Camelot is a silly place.

... to indicate that the role of Martin Luther King, Jr. must be played by a black actor.

Damn straight they should give the Rosetta Stone back. Maybe with a note like “Sorry about that time(s) we ate your ground up ancestors as medicine. That was super weird.”

It sounds like the diamond might be inherently evil.

your wife was going to tweet about it instead of acting like an adult and telling the waiter what was wrong and giving him a chance to fix it? wow, she sounds like a wonderful person.

Then someone else in the store mumbled “that new husband of yours is a lucky guy.”

I need the record to reflect that even though it’s not food-related, this story is awesome and you’re awesome.

The Holly Jameson story reminds me of something that happened to me at a CVS a few weeks ago while I was was waiting to pick up a prescription. One of the two pharmacists was helping an elderly woman with lots of insurance issues so the other pharmacist was taking care of everyone else. The woman in front of me was…

Wait a minute, I must have missed something. Why are all the Jezzie readers hating on Chloe? Did I miss something?

I read this article on Atom Egoyan once. As a teen he’d worked for the Victoria’s Empress Hotel, and many years later as a famous film director he used it as a movie set. The manager found out Egoyan used to work there and as a gift had an employee name tag made for him. And he wore it.

So this isn’t restaurant related, however while in college I worked at a Sam Goody (remember those?!) at a mall in downtown Indy. Anytime a sports team was in town they’d come in and buy overpriced CDs and DVDs, same with bands/artists on tour. No big deal. There are only three situations that made me shit myself. The…

Okay, spoiler alert for those who do not know the Anderson story:

no that’s a butiful princess wat r u even looking at

I’m sorry I don’t gif, and I’m not graphic designer. This is just done with love and a limited amount of time.

My wife just assisted in a woman get a golf-ball sized cyst lanced on her labia in the ER.