I had one insufferable ask if I was having twins with an are you sure and I wasn’t that big and hadn’t gained much weight for how far along I was. I told her it was possible that the fetus killed and absorbed their twin. She doesn’t have a sense of humor.
When I was pregnant with my son, I had to go to a Navy hospital emergency room for a really bad UTI. I was four months along. A hospital corpsman screamed at me, in front of my husband, “ listen lady, I don’t care what you’re telling your old man, I need to know exactly how pregnant you are.” Apparently I was larger…
I just read this on page six: http://nypost.com/2015/10/18/how…
Here are some doggies dressed as sheeples!
For some reason, police often fail to recognize both the relevance and the authority of REO Speedwagon.
Or that cat is trying to strangle it’s toy in order to get attention. Munchausen by Purrrrrroxy.
One child almost died, and has experienced some serious (I think permanent) harm. I know there was a difficult recovery ahead for her the last time I spoke to the father’s family.
This is my favorite piece of art.
Christ.
Hallelujah, praise God
How many times do we have to tell you that LSD and the internet don’t mix? Just go listen to Pink Floyd at the planetarium like normal people, jeez.
Same here: no kids but heavily in the throes of baby fever and make idiotic faces at children and babies on planes and restaurants and yet...noise is noise, yes? I mean, if I attended a conference and was chatting loudly to the person next to me during a keynote and someone asked me to keep it down they’re not trying…
My dad used to take me to tons of meetings, conventions, and regularly into the office from infancy on. I think it was probably inappropriate. I was a super quiet child but my siblings were not and I’m sure it got distracting to people who were trying to get work done. My dad lacks the gene for knowing what is…
this is the best comment, and best username and best avatar #jelly
Might have been your love of murdering puppies, though.
You made my night. I forgot about Santino’s little telenovellas. Love.
The craziest thing to me is that this aesthetic reminds me of extreme poverty. When I think of homeless people or some of the people who live in the Brazilian favelas, that’s the kind of stuff they wear (because they can’t afford clothing and take donations and whatnot). And then this dude comes in and launches this…