Exactly. A lot of brands claim to have removed parabens which are preservatives, due to irrational fears. The “Yes To” brand is one of the biggest examples. Blueberries and other fruits and vegetables have parabens in their original form. So when they claim that the “Yes to Blueberries” products don’t have parabens,…

She’d probably make us read Les Mis every week then insist on reading parts out loud in her singing voice.

I once knew a girl from LaPlace. She referred to it as The Swamp of Eternal Sadness.

The maturity and good decision making skills of this young lady will surely only continue to improve.

DAMN that girl is strong! She yanked that cashier through the window like it was nothing!

VRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOMMM.

I love both Ewan McGregor and Emma Thompson but neither can do American accents. I especially remember Emma’s Hillary Clinton in Primary Colors...it was just torture to listen to! She sounded like she had marbles in her mouth.

goddammit now i’m going to have to scrap my face tattoo plan and start over AGAIN

WTH? How is any of what you said accurate? Her mother is a housewife and her dad a graphic designer. She’s not white; she’s biracial. She was discovered as a teenager at the Reading Festival and got into modeling and because she was successful, she developed connections in the fashion industry. Certainly, her…

Don’t you think she’s a cut above a lot of these tired “It Girls” though? Alexa really does have a distinct style, and she’s humble and charming. Obviously she’s a child of privilege, but better to see her than one of those hideous Dellal monsters or fucking Lauren Santo Domingo again.

goodbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye *sung in the falsetto of that boy from Sound of Music sorry I forget his name I’m not a very good gay*

*Sometimes Tyler spoke for me.*

This image has already changed the discourse around “migrants” in Britain so, yes, I think it’s necessary. Two of the most right-wing papers have basically changed their position overnight.

Front page of the Independent tomorrow.

I really want to post the entire “Softest Rappers Alive” description of Tyga from Ghostface Killah but I don’t know if it’s appropriate. Therefore I will cut and paste just a few gems and you can google the rest:

There was never closure. The public assumption is that she was never pregnant, since she was never charged with any crime (and assuming she would have been if she'd had the baby and then did something with it, ugh). It makes me crazy when there is no follow up!

This has inspired me to start marketing a line of Maury Povich “You Are Not The Father!” workout videos.

I was looking for this old comic where a woman is in a hospital bed, and she shouts, “Surprise! It was a watermelon all along!” I couldn’t find that comic.

Remember that woman who disappeared the day of her c-section and then was later found, not pregnant and with no baby? Whatever happened with that? The public needs to know!!