I made my boyfriend promise he’ll bring a bottle of Moët to the hospital. Must not forget to add runny cheese.

In a pregnancy book I got from my sister in law, I read that the use of bodylotion was to be avoided, because the chemicals would go through your skin to the placenta. Or something. I threw the book in a corner and never looked back.

Love! Was it in spain? I was squinting to read the note on the door behind your parents but I can't quite make it out :)

I still miss that place ;-)

The Anne Frank tree was so beautiful! I used to live in that area of the city, and people where petitioning for years to save it. A bit ridiculous, because the tree was poisoned because of oil that had leaked in the ground or something, so it was dying anyway. They put up a sort of framework to keep it upright, but it…

I’m hoping the same

It's like a little toy dog! (I mean that in the best way!)

Mazel tov you two!!!

I do that. My boyfriend says I’m “kicking him out of the nest”.

Oh wow. I used to love garlic, ever since I’m pregnant it disgusts me. I can smell it on the other side of the house if my boyfriend uses just a little sprinkle while cooking. I can smell it if the neighbors are cooking, too. I hope this will change back after I’ve had the baby, because a garlic-free life would be…

Oh GOD if I had a dollar for every time someone made that lame fucking joke... and I never found a good response.

My boss allowed me to smoke cigarettes in the basement, where all our stock was. Lots of baby clothes and expensive teddy bears. We didn’t give a shit.

We already thought of a name, a while back! Check in the Back, of course :)

THERE´S A MEMOIR?????

Dr. Faust?

That is a fabulous car.

Cakemix is bullshit. Just... bake a cake?

Really? The shoes are my favorite part! I’m wearing loafers myself right now. Should I hide under the bed..?

I think I would throw something at her. Nothing heavy, just balled up napkins or something.

I remember a girl mockingly calling me “Cleopatra” because I got bangs.