Theresa Alpaca is fabulous! I tried to watch that ridiculous show and it wasn’t even funny because it was bad, it was just bad. I just wanted to strangle that tacky woman and her orange children

Oh my God that is fucking crazy terrifying

I miss Awesome Madonna.

I’m sorry, I didn’t want to be judgy. Guess the blue eyeliner thing sent me in some sort 80’s trauma :) I’m sure it looks lovely on you and all the other ladies who rock it!

There seems to be nothing wrong with your understanding of fashion :)

Dicks, I’d say 90%. But anti-semitic?

Maybe it’s a US thing, where I live (big European city) I never see any blue eye makeup. At least not since 1988.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen it look good on anyone...

Blue... eyeliner..?

He’s a very talented designer, but some people are bothered by the fact that he was caught on tape making gross jokes about Auschwitz. Dude is brilliant,probably crazy and definitely a dick.

Last year I had an accident that left me with a horrible scrape wound in my face. The doctor cave me SPF100 and told me to absolutely stay out of the sun, because if the damaged area got pigmentized I would have a life long scar. I added a big-ass sunhat and giant sunglasses just to be sure. I never stopped wearing it…

Yeah, even I know a woman who was invited to his hotel room after an interview. (she declined). And I’m on a whole different continent.

Wow. Claire Danes and her epic cry face.

I DON’T EVEN MIND THAT IT’S GALLIANO

Same on the no money part. But to quote Dorothy Parker: I don't know about being a millionaire, but I bet I'd be darling at it.

Thanks, this is my experience as well. Where I live there is this whole movement that pregnancy and giving birth shouldn’t be “medicalized”, and that you’re a bad mother if you have an epidural.

You’re totally right, of course. Just as I want to be able to get alllll the drugs when I’m giving birth, someone else should have the choice of having her baby in her own bed with no medication whatsoever. I just wanted to say that homebirths aren’t as romantic as Ricki Lake wants to make everyone believe.

Excuse me?!

Sorry, I should have said “had”. The last ten years the mortality rate has dropped considerably, probably because of the recent changes (there never used to be gynecologists available in hospitals during the night and the weekend, and as I said there is no longer a stigma on choosing to have your baby in the…

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