I just read the intro, but this homebirthing stuff makes me see red. I live in a country where creepy midwives have dictated the home birth as the preferred option for women for decades, and only now is it starting to become a little bit accepted if you prefer to have your baby in the hospital. A couple of years ago…

1000! I’m smug with my 200... :(

EXACTLY.

Just make his computer room your craft room, and put him in a cupboard under the stairs (Harry Potter style). If there’s no room, he can’t make a mess!

I forgot how epic her hair was.

I loved the Baroness. She had style.

“I just believe things happen for a reason, and if that isn’t really true then finding the reason helps anyway.”

I think I hadnt seen True Blood yet when I saw Melancholia, so he must have been just another boring blonde actor guy to me, instead of Eric the Sex Vampire.

Oh my God. I salute your strength, because I would have thrown his Xbox out of the window (and then picked it up to put it in the trashcan).

I’m sorry for you, that sounds terrible and you could have gotten hurt.

Burned your toys! I mean, he sounds kind of fabulous in a mean old man-way, but that is a little bit sinister.

Perhaps a signed vintage copy from Judy herself would be a - kind of - replacement?

I’m imagining his computer room like this:

Oh noooo! ESPECIALLY boxes of china that have been in the attic for thirty years, those are the ones you gotta have!

I’m just too goddamn lazy. Haven’t gone for a run in weeks/months? because I’ve been working so much and I’m not one of those freaks who gets up at six to fit in a nice workout before going to the office. It would kill me.

He was in Melancholia?? That’s insane, I don’t remember him at all!
I must say my memory when it comes to movies is spotty, to say the least. Usually I only remember scenes or just images that I liked... I did like Melancholia, actually.

Hair hat.

I hated the Olsen twins on Full House, but that was just the role they had to play (adorable kid saying ridiculous catchphrases). Didn’t catch what they did after, lots of kid stuff I guess, but I must say I LOVE their fashion line. Bitches actually became respected fashion designers making great clothes that nobody…

That Sardinian orgy sounds interesting.

Raymond sounds like a boss.