Is that Kim Kardashian?

There is something goofy about him, I guess. It’s interesting that they’re sterile. Like nature is saying: no more of this nonsense!

Sweet Jesus. I think I would shit myself.

The big film-museum-theatre-thing in my city is having a Woody Allen retrospective this summer. What I found upsetting was that there were articles in respected media about it. Nobody mentioned that Woody Allen is a fucking creep. I can’t watch his movies anymore, even though some of them are brilliant.

I think her hair was actually a really big deal back then; even my own mother, who doesn’t really care about royalty, had “Diana-hair”.

Adrian Mole! Something about the whole street decorating their houses for the wedding and his dad not giving a fuck, until he finally taped a Charles&Di teatowel to the door. Those books were hilarious.

O God, when she died. I was 14, and remember watching the funeral with my mother and sister. When we saw William and Harry walking behind the casket, and the envelope that said “mommy” on top of it... I’m actually starting to sniffle again.

Ruby Woo 4-Life

I’m only 32, but by the time I turn 35 I hope to God my boyfriend will have learned to buy me some goddamn flowers on my birthday, so I won’t have to schlep to the flower stall myself. I hate I will never be able to afford plastic surgery :(

“Don’t get mad, ladies. Get Everything.”
I do love Joanna Lumley’s version of Ivana better.

I have a friend who is a vegetarian and occasionally eats fish, but only if it is like happy free-range non-environmentally endangered fish. The other day we were eating somewhere and he REALLY wanted the fish. I took much pleasure in asking our server whether the fish was “responsibly caught”, as it called here. Of…

I had a miscarriage when I was in a relationship with my abusive ex. I was at work when it happened, I worked in a boutique. I just went to the bathroom, came out, shooed everyone out so I could go get some sanitary pads at the drugstore and kept working. A couple of days later I went to the doctor and said: “I think…

I’ve visited Monaco actually. Its about thirty minutes from Nice by train. Monaco is a whole lot of rich people, luxury yachts, fancy shops and high rise buildings, but also a very pretty little city centre as you see in the picture above. I wouldn’t want to live there, but I can think of worse placets to raise…

Not nearly enough stars

Yes, it’s disgusting

Monaco is like Beverly Hills, only infinitely more chic and expensive. The only risk these kids will suffer is to trip over a luxury yacht :)

When I would “check in the back” I usually had a cigarette in the stock room

Actually, I’m grey :(

That’s some solid parenting, right there. Other people would call it trauma, but I call it MANNERS!

Perfect.