I had a Barbie Bordello, complete with a madam (the ugliest barbie we had) we called Desirèe.

LOVE the shoes, you could wear those today :) And you look gorgeous, in spite of the prom hair and purple dress! I had my hair in a Grace Kelly-roll. Very appropriate for a slutty 16-year old (no photo's, thankfully, I was not as cute as you!)

I find whatever monstrosity is happening on the bride's head much more alarming.

Oh wow, Betty looks GLORIOUS. Wouldn't she be in her forties by now? This seems a bit youthful for the period, but I'm not complaining. I can't wait for it to start, but I'll have to rewatch the entire previous season or I'll be completely confused (my memory is made of holes).

I suspect some form of drug addiction?

It's whole wheat, too.

I love this. I am also eating avocado on toast. Avocado Man doesn't know what he's missing.

Didn't Jez feature an Brititsh lady that was over 100 a while ago, who never married because she was fine being single? I SEE A PATTERN.

So... you couldn't tell your parents you were having sex, but they were okay with dildos..?

I played violin from age 4 to 13 and I was terrible. I hated it, but my parents had me choose between violin and ballet (at age 4!!!) so I was stuck with it. When they forced me to play in a city orchestra for kids I had stopped practicing altogether and just "lipsynched" (that's what I called it) through every…

I really, honestly can't tell them apart in most of these shots. Even their tans are the same, and the respective hair colors are the exact same shade of blonde. The only way to spot the difference is that Taylor is shitty at modeling. (I must admit that I don't live in the States and have NEVER heard a Taylor Swift…

Oh my God, I didn't realize I was suffering from PTSD until now.

he didn't mean it like that. It was all a big misunderstanding!

He's dreamy. I would totally have been one of his victims.

YES! Finally, I will be rich! Thank you!

is Son of Sam still alive? Or maybe Jeffrey Dahmer? Hottttt.

I'm sure Kim would want to display her own body in a glass coffin if she were to suddenly die.

Kinja eats things sometimes 😉

The worst killers always get the most fan mail, that's a well known fact. What interests me here is the money making aspect. Maybe this is all just a really elaborate spiel? I dunno...

you have a point. (Spoken as a 31-year old poor childless woman with no solid job despite university education).