I am a Hendrick’s drinker, but I am always interested in branching out. What do you drink?

Headline should read, “Local Branch of Global Pedophile Ring Expels Member for Loving Marital Relationship With Adult.”

I have a finite supply of outrage and won’t expend any on an addict with 7 kids choosing voluntary sterilization.

I could not be happier you aren’t my mother.

I honestly think that anyone, male or female, who has seven kids could use similiar advice as rude as it may be. Having seven kids while being a drug addict doesnt really make me feel bad for this lady, just her kids.

I don’t follow UFC very closely (not really my thing), but I get the impression this is for two reasons:

Fully agree.

Just pull the “sriracha? We were over that three years ago. Gochujang is what’s up this year. Jesus, Cynthia, it’s like you’re from Winnepeg or something.”

Better check WebMD to make sure it isn’t cancer.

Jared Kushner picked a great time to be out of the country, no?

Church goers are racist hypocrites. What a shock!

George W was a lot of things, many of them pretty bad. But he wasn’t an openly bigoted egotistical maniac, and for that I am thankful.

Dubya was not very smart and made many a bad decision.

a true fact is that American Girl is one of the best songs ever written, I’m going to listen to it and cry now

That’s how you handle it all right. Show concern for the fan’s safety and reach out to make sure they won’t take a financial hit from any injuries that may of occurred.

June 14, 1987.... Mets Phillies. We’re enjoying a beautiful afternoon
in the right field stands when a crucial Hernandez error led to a five run Phillies ninth. Cost the Mets the game.

I appreciate the need to enhance fan safety, but can we give at least some consideration to the fan experience, too? They put Nets in Brooklyn a few years ago and the games have been unwatchable ever since.

How come in three combat deployments the standard was to wait until fired upon to fire back? Thousands of military can do this in an active war zone, but police here are so worried for their lives that they must shoot first?

I don’t speak restaurant, either, but I am parsing “drop the bill” as presenting the total charges to whomever was responsible for booking and paying for the event, and the manager suddenly increasing the amount of the bill by inflating the amount spent on drinks several hundred dollars beyond what was originally…

I can only assume you were similarly under the regime of “designated driver”...meaning the least drunk person was the DD. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, small town americana, with nothing better to do.