Could you please explain the vodka concept to my wife.

Posted above but..

Hendricks FTW, but I do also usually have a bottle of Aviation, Magellan (French, very floral), two James (Detroit micro) and sapphire.

Same boat , not my favorite, that would be Hendricks , but one of the 2-4 gins I keep around the house.

Damn it, I’ve been drinking this gin for almost 2 years.

I believe  Paul Marciano

I get we are on Jezebel , but there is a distinct overgeneralization here.

Well.... it’s the lions.

Texas Petes ftw

I alsways wanted to ask someone what is like to have another man bang your wife while you watched, but I had never run into anybody who had done it.

You are in for a treat.

Obvious troll is obvious

Strangely, I have seen none of these

Thanks for mentioning the Lions, we are always in need of a miracle.

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Or you could be just smart enough to keep your pie hole shut.

Well if they would stop having babies they can’t afford , got a job, and did something about the violence in their neighborhoods, maybe this wouldn’t be happening.

Never. So get going now. It just gets worse.

Well you do get to live 5-7 years longer on average.

I think it is much harder when the person you are with is lying to you a lot