His wife does.

You, sir, are a true gentleman.

Nothing says, “You can’t arrest me, my father is a lawyer,” like a pastel colored RR.

I’ll take the drop top in coral.

Too bad you can’t drive it after Labor Day.

“Is it me, or is it a good time to relaunch the Viper now that the Corvette is mid-engine? Maybe tone down turn the craziness up to 11, maybe a Hemi with a massive supercharger instead of a V10, I don’t know. I’m just spitballing so hard right now.”

But does it climb walls?

Depends on the slope of the speed bumps in front of Starbucks. It’s all about departure angle.

It’s only representative of the mountain of plebs you had to climb over in life to achieve your current status.

Unless there’s a Whole Foods at the top of that ramp, I fail to see the real world application of this ability. 

He’s definitely an enthusiast of his own car, and possibly of his own farts.

magazines are still printed? I haven’t seen one in years.. i need to get out more.

Wouldn’t it be funny if it actually looked way different than all these “leaks”?

Dear Jalopnik,

he said 35K, not 3.5K

They painted the top too and now it looks like a CR-Z.

earned my star, he did

 you win. Take everything

These Mary Kaye bonuses are getting out of hand.

So, is it a horse or a bull?