Dude. Dodge Journey. Come on now.

Ram and Ford, at least, still have regular cab trucks on their websites, but I don’t see many on the streets.

It’s what your cool Grandma drives just before she gets put in the nursing home

Was the light bar on?

If you zoom a little out though, it looks like it’s pooping out a smaller car.

Second Gen Avalanche. 

we all appreciate your honesty.

I’d for sure rock a midnight purple Ferrari.

Women want the seat put down. That is literally the only thing I know about women. 

^This.

If you can’t afford a new Range Rover, you definitely can’t afford a used one.

I feel like it needs those yellow chin spoiler protectors the Mopar guys like adding to Chargers.

Don’t mind me, I’m just hanging out in the comment section to peanut gallery everyone who missed the satire.

The driver was also spotted:

I starred you, but bumper stickers should not go on paint.  Ever.

There is a guy in my neighborhood with a V6 manual F-type. He has a small color-matched bumper sticker that says “Manual Transmission Preservation Society” on it. He is my hero.

It’s beautiful but I’m holding out for the Zagato Aston Martin Concorde James Bond 007 TAG Heuer Special Edition Superleggera DBS painted in Corgi Gold with matching luggage and his/her jumpsuits, thank you very much.

Oh god, yes.

I went to their article thinking there’s no way they could be serious. But halfway through and Shirley, they are very serious.

“ If you want the Competition model with 25 extra horses, it’ll cost you $143,995 (or $520 per extra pony!).”