“Is it me, or is it a good time to relaunch the Viper now that the Corvette is mid-engine? Maybe tone down turn the craziness up to 11, maybe a Hemi with a massive supercharger instead of a V10, I don’t know. I’m just spitballing so hard right now.”

But does it climb walls?

Depends on the slope of the speed bumps in front of Starbucks. It’s all about departure angle.

It’s only representative of the mountain of plebs you had to climb over in life to achieve your current status.

Unless there’s a Whole Foods at the top of that ramp, I fail to see the real world application of this ability. 

He’s definitely an enthusiast of his own car, and possibly of his own farts.

magazines are still printed? I haven’t seen one in years.. i need to get out more.

Wouldn’t it be funny if it actually looked way different than all these “leaks”?

Dear Jalopnik,

he said 35K, not 3.5K

They painted the top too and now it looks like a CR-Z.

earned my star, he did

 you win. Take everything

These Mary Kaye bonuses are getting out of hand.

Having space on the backseat for porking your mistress is much more important.

I honestly don’t know how my clubs get around. They are just to hand when I ask the caddy for them. 

Except for Tyler Hoover.

These buyers don’t have luggage. Your average Escalade, Yukon Denali, Land Cruiser buyer does. These buyers have their stuff at the next residence already.

The entourage doesn’t need Cullinan luxury. They can make due with a basic new Land Cruiser.

So, is it a horse or a bull?