I get what you're saying, but think about it, you don't really have any way of knowing that the people you meet in person aren't awful human beings either.

Another tip: When their profile pic has glasses that appear to be floating in the space in front of their face. Seriously, what’s up with that top photo?

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

It’s definitely not for everyone. :)

Hah - yeah, that makes sense. I think this would be fine for couples, but you’re right - these tricks aren’t feeding a family of four or anything.

Average teacher salary is $100k? Do you care to share a link to support your claim?

Or they’ve replaced half a teaspoon of flour(4 calories, 1g carb) with a tablespoon of cream cheese(40 calories, 1g carb).

while i understand that you’re trying to be helpful and give alternatives, let’s not exaggerate, because 1/2 teaspoon of flour (2t total for a 4 serving recipe) is is not going to crank the carbs “way back up.” that’s essentially one gram of carbs per serving, vs almost 20g in even the small fajita sized tortillas.

eat shit.

2016 IS A HORRIBLE YEAR AND SHOULD FEEL BAD BECAUSE FUCK THIS SHIT. Bowie, Alan Rickman, Merle Haggard. FUCK THIS YEAR SO HARD.

AND EXPLAIN ITSELF. I’M NOT MAD. JUST DISAPPOINTED. AND MAD.

I NEED 2016 TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN

FUCK EVERYTHING

This is the first Eddie match I’ve watched since he died (too many feelings) and I choose correctly, thanks guys! But, christ, if we can ignore the terribly misogynistic announcing (not JUST by Jerry Lawler, I hear you good ol’ JR), this was a fucking highlight of my childhood where I knew as a (pretty ugly little…

The announcers’ voices go up one octave every 10 meters for the last minute of that race. Magically delicious.

Why was the anchor for the yellow team the anchor for the yellow team?

I mean, it's no 700 ft. marble race, but it was all right.

After the story first broke, ESPN sought to clarify, stating, "We can guarantee that this incident did not take place. At ESPN, we strive to make sure the racist commentary is isolated to facebook posts originating in our broadcast booth."

Cardinal fans don’t want the accussed actions of a few to represent all of them. “Most of us are classy enough to call him the n-word in the privacy of our home around only friends and family.”