I will take your proposal under advisement. There is no place in polite society for people who say BUTTS gleefully and willingly, it’s true.

BUTTS.

Careful, or he’ll break out his reliable bag of tricks and call you a fuckstain and tell you to kill yourself. :)

That was my first thought. well, second, I was too busy cackling at the truth coming out in such a shady way, but I know some states both parties have to be aware that a recording is taking place, while others only require one party of the conversation to know :/

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH shit.

I am an admitted Taylor Swift fan, who tends to roll her eyes at Kanye and Kim, but man, even I think this is hilarious. Good on you, Kim. I’ve been laughing all night, and after this week, I needed that. Anyone got popcorn?

She didn’t record that in California, did she? Because um ... hmm ... I hope she had Taylor’s permission to record.

Yes, he is. XD

Rey convinces Luke to train her by standing outside Luke’s mudhut day and night for weeks, holding over her head a boombox playing the music from the cantina on Tatooine.

“The First Order Strikes Back”

...Wait...

Opening crawl:

“The Eye of the Jedi?”

I hope the title is awesome and pulpy.

They may start immediately post VII but I am not convinced they won’t do a timeskip soon after they have Rey and Luke talk.

Mate. You need to work on some new insults. ‘Go fuck yourself’ gets very repetitive.

Feel free to dismiss “That is Not Ironic”, he is clearly a troll. I’ve never seen you EVER post anything abusive to anyone.

Yes, years. Stop shit-stirring.

Whether or not chritter is a tool (I have no idea, I recognise the name but don’t particularly recall where I stand on him as a person) I wouldn’t be agreeing with that particular version of That is Not Ironic.