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Bruh... tree came out of nowhere

Gotta crash ‘em all!

whatever about the bend and snap, let’s talk about the travesty that was cropped flares. WHAT POSSIBLE SILHOUETTE WERE THOSE MONSTROSITIES MEANT TO FLATTER.

Elle Woods knows nothing.

The Bend and Whiplash.

Are men so out of their nut that they’ll try to bone a grown woman (or a teenager) behaving like a literal prairie dog? I mean, I guess.

So much this. Labia come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. They do not get fucked into flappiness.

Christ this shit is stupid. So glad I cancelled all my subscriptions. Marvel (and DC) needs to give up on crossover “events” and building (or blowing up) continuity and just focus on individual titles with good stories and interesting characters.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Almost the least she could've done. Almost.

I screamed bloody fucking murder a few nights ago when I found a dude standing in my bedroom at four am, and nobody did a thing. I live on the busiest street in my neighborhood, and their were DOZENS of people standing outside the bar that I live directly above (my bedroom window is just above the street) because it

I’m guessing high-five. A few days ago, I woke up to a strange man standing over my bed, and after my fiance and I scared him back out of our house with screaming, we called the cops and they didn’t do a god-damned thing. They just said it was probably some drunk dude, and asked for congratulations for getting to our

“Ehh, I’m sure someone else’ll do it.”

This is why you yell fire. Everyone is threatened by fire and more likely to call for help.

Right? Since when is it too nosy to call 911?

Ok, little old lady but you could have totally called 911.

That's upsetting that no one even dares to call the police when they hear something. Why can't people do the bare minimum to help those in need?

“As of now, it is unclear as to whether the suspect put a cloth to his face to conceal his identity, to wipe blood off of his face from the victim’s warranted retaliatory measures, or both. Regardless, many locals have commented that the presence of surveillance cameras at the scene of the crime is more of a comfort

“She was saying: ‘Please, help me! Help me!’ That’s all. But I don’t open the door,” Luisa Cancel, an elderly resident of the building, said in an interview with a local CBS affiliate. “I’m alone, and I’m 80 years old. I’m too old to be nosy.”