It doesn’t at all. And what if you’re pregnant? Is there a lady and baby portion? What if you’re a very small man? What if you’re a 13 year old boy? I just have so many questions and I can’t think because my lady portions don’t keep my lady brain fueled!
one time i ate a salad without cheese
one-time-i-ate-a-salad-without-cheese
I vaguely remember a restaurant from my childhood that briefly had “ladies’ portions”. It lasted about 6 weeks and was switched to 1/2 and full portions. The fuck outta here.
Ah, that makes sense. Also makes me wonder if maybe he had female relatives with eating disordered behavior and thought that those really were normal portions.
On the flip side, if he’s always buying the ingredients, making the food, and then serving it (and possibly cleaning up), I feel like he’s sort of entitled to the bigger portion.
That is the worse. At least, he now learned.
Our kid sets up a perimeter, like with salt shakers, water glasses, candles.
When we first moved in together my boyfriend ate my leftover thai food while I was at work once.
Also, she called it right. This is his regular MO. The sneaky, intermittent cheapskate route, where he gets to sample everything without seeming like she’s buying him meals. She’s buying your food, bro. It’s okay. Thank her and be an adult about it.
Yeah that got me too. Pig and fat ass because she bought food for herself that she intended to eat.
I love that he thinks SHE’S the asshole in the situation. And the “fat ass” is just the cherry on top.
Also, men who don’t realize how gendered food and food-sharing are. She’s a “pig” now. Fucking hell.
Someone would have died if that happened to me. Do not touch my food.
The thing is, he wanted chicken, she bought him chicken, she asked if he wanted pizza, he said no, he nibbled hers, pretended he didn’t want any, and then ate the original fucking thing anyway when she bought herself a whole other slice. This fucking guy is too much work, he’s a goddamned liar, and he can fuck off…
“Professionally.”
This was a prophecy.
All I know is that I found Bulbasaur, and he’s on my beer. Best example of a water Pokémon I’ve ever seen.
...Was it shiny, at least?
My sister saw you in Brooklyn and said you were super pretty okay bye
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