Wait what. Now I'm scared of this weird sore throat I have right now that is kind of at the base of my throat. Oh god. I'm going to die.

I like how high-pitched Ryan’s voice has gotten over the last 36 hours. It’s like puberty’s reversing itself in him ‘cause he’s so mad.

No. It wasn’t illegal, not any of it. Comey was part of the Whitewater investigation and is Republican. He hates her. That’s why he held the unnecessary press conference. Because he couldn’t do anything else.

Not to mention the source of Hillary being dishonest was in fact an opinion piece written in the 1990's by a right wing tool in which everything he stated turned out to be false, but the media keeps it alive:

Actually, according to the update, not any emails contained classified info when she sent them or received them.

Nope. The investigation encompassed her entire staff, which includes many potential fall guys. The unanimous recommendation was that none of them should face charges, not just HRC.

...But are any of the expendable employees facing federal charges?

So we can stop talking about this now?

Prepare yourself, a memestorm is brewing.

Exactly. The whole “OMG she changes her plans because of political pressure” thing is like... not exactly awful because that means we can pressure her into doing things we like.

“How dare crooked criminal Hilary Clinton adopt a policy proposal modified from that of the candidate I supported! DOES SHE THINK SHE CAN BUY OUR VOTES THROUGH ACTUALLY MAYBE ENACTING THE POLICIES WE REALLY REALLY WANT?!?!” - how you are about to sound, probably, so maybe don’t.

Car insurance is also more expensive overall if you pay on a monthly basis rather than every six or twelve months.

I’d go back and read that entire section, and perhaps check out the linked post in that section.

That’s a huge generalization and oversimplification in the first place, but there’s a great book that addresses your point. It’s a really eye-opening read: Scarcity: why having too little means so much. It discusses decision-making (and other behaviors) when you have limited resources (both time and money). Side note:…

I wish the guy from #3 would Ask Dr. Nerdlove so he could properly explain that he is not in love with his fiance’s friend. He just thinks he is because he hasn’t had to deal with all the ups and downs of being in a relationship with her so she is able to remain and unrealistic image of perfection for him. If he ever…

As an occasional Uber driver (I only go out when I need to get away from my roommates and can’t sleep, so maybe once or twice a month, definitely not your typical driver) I can confirm that stuff like this happens a lot more than you might think. Sometimes you get some crazy shit, which is usually just a good story,…

You should have put the first, in the last position. After that first one anything is meh, dude.

That first one. Whoa. I don’t care if it’s reddit, or that there’s a chance that it’s not real. I’m choosing to believe it’s real...and beautiful and sad.

One day I picked up a young man. He had just failed his last calculus test and was considering drop out of school.