this with your UN is A+

As a naturalized citizen myself, I would like to say that when I attended the formal swearing-in naturalization ceremony (along with about 1,000 other fellow Americans) I was also given one of those tiny American flags depicted in the photo, to wave about at the end.

A happy story today, yaaaaaaay!

I’ve been in the gray for years and can’t figure how to get out.

hahaha I’m gong to tell myself that everytime my comments sit in the greys.

yup. I went to neverland 3 times in high school (my boarding school was across the street, his groundskeepers would invite us over once a year.) I never saw or met Michael Jackson while over there, but good lord did it give off an extremely creepy vibe. Weird statues of children and an extremely creepy painting/mural…

Hahaha, I was a lame bitch and begged Mark to ungrey me before he left and he was a total sweetheart and did! I’ll love him forever.

Wish granted! I can ungrey your comment for now, but for permanent status I think you may need to email a writer.

If there was any doubt whether or not Michael Jackson really was a kid toucher, it was just squashed under a pile of child pornography.

People were like that until he died. He was Wacko Jacko and then was re-deified after he died.

So, uh... Can we stop worshiping this shitbrick as some sort of legend now?

what.

Uh, that Michael Jackson part is big enough for its own post.

Thank fucking goodness it’s 5pm. After reading this I need a very strong drink.

And here I thought “Netflix and chill” involved lying alone on the couch on a Friday night in sweatpants, with a quart of Häagen-Dazs Banoffee and the remote. I was supposed to be having sex???

Sweet fuck. Michael Jackson was truly a sick shit of a person.

Ohhhhhhhhh his poor kids :(

I wanna be her when I grow up.

Honestly though, after years of getting the rug pulled out from us in the most heart-wrenching ways, I'll gladly welcome a little predictability.

Lady Mormont is the baddest little bitch and I love her.