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“What Slash is to guitar, sky ferreira is to looking hot”

Male mediocrity being awarded is so common that it’s not even newsworthy anymore.

I mean, he was joking. The tone is v light.

Apartments have noise restrictions, sounds like he didn’t read his lease.

GOOD. Hope these strong women know they’ve got a large community behind them.

‘We’re committed to and have already begun to implement changes in order to provide a safe and supportive environment for students and faculty.”

By Azura! By Azura! By Azura! it’s the grand champion!

Being the Witcher, I’m surprised they didn’t just patch on an option to shag her.

Wish I had my own hype-person following me around. This beats having Terminator Preston Garvey following you around trying to kill you 24/7 though.

WHAT?! That’s not a glitch. That’s a goshdarn feature.

Clearly she deserves a fleshed out back-story now, right?

The Witcher: It Follows

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Jezebel Explainer Reich?

The J is Jezebel, right?

JE, may I ask what the E stands for? It’s driving me crazy. Elliot, Elizabeth, Edsel, Evangaline, Eva, Ezeqiel, Ellaine, Ezra, Elsa?

Just twenty minutes of action, and his whole life is changed. Sad!

Hammer head sharks too.

Even hammers make him cry.