I once found out the person I'd been assigned to mentor was earning more than I was. I left that job soon after.

I don’t know, I was pretty impressed with the Sack and the Beancock one. Maybe it didn’t make his balls exactly beautiful but the dude built an entire diorama around around his testicles. That is amazing!

I trust my toaster but my refrigerator has it in for me. Asshole refrigerator betrays me every time it decides to freeze my fresh veggies. Obviously it is trying to kill me by preventing me from eating healthily.

They didn’t consult the survivors? That is amazing! These crimes stole all the autonomy as human beings that these women should have had. Shouldn’t the people negotiating the apology be bending over backwards to respect the survivors’ voices now? How could anyone on the Korean side have thought this was ok?

I hadn't thought about this before but you are right!

If I email something to my teenaged daughter I have to send her a text to tell her to check her email. I don’t understand it. Like you said, they are both on her phone. She and her friends just don't use email. Maybe this is how my mom felt when I was a kid and we wouldn't write letters?

I’m not convinced but I am willing to give it a try. Thanks!

I was seriously considering backyard chickens until I found out that after a few years they stop laying eggs. Apparently they live on for many years after they stop laying and the practical thing to do at that point is to kill/eat them and then get new chickens to lay eggs.

Also, Twix is sold in the candy aisle not the cookie aisle. I trust the expertise of the grocery engineers who have applied their years of education and research to this question.

Unfortunately I know exactly what it smelled like. Mine was a sippy cup of milk that was abandoned under the seat and slowly dripped into the carpet. Didn’t even smell like sour milk when I got my car back. Smelled more like something had died and then rotted in the sun.

Will you have your mother call me? My daughter didn’t like Nancy Drew or Little House on the Prarie. I never expected her to become a detective (or a pioneer) but totally feel cheated that I didn’t get to re-read all my childhood favorites with her. Your mom and I can reminisce together.

I knew it was bad but I had no idea it was THIS bad.

Right there with you. I’m 42 and had my kids when I was 27 and 30. I’m looking ahead to college visits and menopause. I can’t imagine starting over with a new baby now.

Seriously. Why would you even leave the house with a face if you don’t want this to happen.

I don’t think we need to teach major sewing projects but basic mending would be good. Things like sewing a button, fixing a hem, etc.

I had the peeling problem as well. I guess our lips are just delicate flowers.

Exactly. EOS causes bumps on my lips and peeling. This doesn’t mean it is a bad product, it means I am allergic to one or more of the ingredients. I have this reaction to some other lip balms as well.

You know how finding yourself on Maury is a good sign you've made bad choices in your personal relationships? Finding yourself on Dr. Oz is a good sign you're making bad healthcare choices.

Won't somebody think of the sound engineers?!?