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This. My two planned children are a blessing. The 10 or more children I might have had without access to modern family planning methods would have been a burden.

She might have been pregnant in that photo. Her two real-life pregnancies have been written into the show. Still not a flattering shot of either one of them though.

If you put a carton of eggs in the freezer the shells will crack and you will end up with a big frozen egg mess. Source: my old fridge would freeze stuff that got shoved in the back and this is what would happen.

You can't buy good taste.

It’s not like she’s going to wear the sexy lace nightie to work under her suit. You too can have your own underwear that’s just for playtime.

We have an Xbox 360 and my teenaged kids have been making noises about needing a newer model. Should I look at Xbox One or PlayStation?

We have an Xbox 360 and my teenaged kids have been making noises about needing a newer model. Should I look at Xbox…

Agree. I’ve hardly used our big vac since we got the cordless Dyson. We have mostly hard wood floors and it’s plenty for the area rugs and stairs.

Agree. I’ve hardly used our big vac since we got the cordless Dyson. We have mostly hard wood floors and it’s plenty…

But we live in the glorious age of Amazon.com. If I had a latex allergy and was having non-monogamous sex I’d have that shit on subscribe-and-save delivery!

Starring for “keep your phone out of your pants.”

Maybe that's his go-to greeting every time he wakes up with a woman he can't remember?

Ok

The way his head whipped back I'm guessing it was a neck problem rather than a head problem.

This is the perfect analogy.

Thank you for this info. I haven’t been to a MLB game in a year or two and the last NFL game I attended was pre 9/11. I did not know this had become a standard practice. I think there was a bag check last time I was at an MLB game but definitely no frisking.

There’s not really much for anyone to say at this point. All world leaders can do right now is pause a minute and let the investigators and intelligence professionals do their thing.

This. Most of us in the US are (hopefully) brought up knowing that only assholes don’t tip in restaurants. Unless we are told we aren't supposed to tip we are still going to do it because we think that's what we are supposed to do.

Cat, not car.

For the car to play with or to wear?

I had pretty much decided to just stay with IUDs until menopause and not worry about getting a vasectomy for my husband. I’m now reconsidering this decision.