This is why owning a Kindle is a must!

I am just LOLing that he thought admitting that he didn’t know what the word meant was less embarrassing than telling the world he was impotent.

Yeah, I had to google that. (The motorcycle I mean, not the baby.)

As the mother of a teenager I am belatedly realizing that eating your young is not necessarily a bad idea.

I assume that trans women who want to attend a women's college find it comfortable/meaningful to hang out with cis women.

Now I know what's for dinner at my house.

“your company moving their office to the opposite side of the beltway and does not allow telework”

Mine are from Costco. I think that's more NOVA than Target or Pac Sun.

Yes, you should.

I certainly can’t blame her for publishing it. I mean who doesn’t like money. At this point she could publish Christian Grey’s grocery list and it would be a best seller. Call it 50 Items or Less, publish it, then just sit back and cash your checks. Who wouldn't do that?

If you ever try it be sure to do a test run ahead of time. Benadryl made my kid super hyper. I was so excited when the doc told me to give it to her (for a cold not for travel) because I thought it would at least make her sleep. Nope! It has the opposite effect on some kids.

Also, don’t forget that if you are in therapy or taking medication for mental health issues (like maybe PTSD) you may find yourself rejected by most reputable adoption agencies.

I wish I could star this 100 times!

Yeah, if I had a little kid I’d probably go with “those silly people playing pretend” but with my 14 year old I’d probably feel obligated to explain that some people are just sexually into that sort of thing. It would be awkward as hell for both of us but that’s life. Wouldn’t be the first awkward conversation we’ve…

The people who judge parents for using a leash are usually the same ones who would judge parents who lost their kid at the mall/carnival/whatever. Some kids are runners or wanderers. You do what you have to do to keep your kid safe.

Holding hands sucks from a kid’s perspective. Walk around with your arm in the air like that for a while and see how long it takes to start hurting. Sure, you’re supporting the kid’s arm weight somewhat but it's still going to be uncomfortable after a few minutes.

But so can most decongestants.

I would totally sign up for a set of interchangeable breasts! I could have a nice modest set for work and a larger set for when I want to attract male attention. If we can put humans on the moon we should be able to create adjustable breasts! Come on science!!!

I don’t have a link handy but try a tea website like upton tea or teavana. I know I’ve seen them at tea stores before. They are usually pixie stick shaped though so may not work for nugget dipping.

I hadn't considered the divorce angle. A whole new issue to ponder...