Nah, I'm an old too. Now my only hope is that one of my kids might be awesome enough to be played by her. She doesn't seem to age at all so someday she may even be able to play one of my grandkids (who hopefully won't be born for many years).

I want to live a life that would be worthy of Gillian Anderson playing me in a biopic.

Agree. This drawing is the best thing I've seen on the Internet in quite a while.

I think if you are giving your child some super creative (kre8iv) first name you should at least give them a common middle name like John or Susan. That way they can decide to go by their middle name later if they want to.

Yeah, pre-kids I could read stuff like this and just maybe be sad. My kids aren’t even little anymore. I want my shell back!

I did not know that this baby panda place was a thing. Holy shit!!!

I have a 14 year old daughter and we've already discussed how I will take for an IUD whenever she wants. The kid is lucky she remembers to put on two shoes in the morning. There's no way I'd trust her to remember a pill every day and I don't want to be a grandma any time in the foreseeable future.

Now I want cauliflower with breadcrumbs and cheese. It's 9:30 in the morning here!

He's probably scared to leave. I know I would be!

I think if the kid is old enough to get out of the car and go into the store if he/she gets way too hot or cold then it's probably ok. It's certainly a way different issue from leaving a baby strapped in a car seat.

I used to have a stylist like that. I could go in and just kind of grunt caveman style “Hair get long, make short again!” and I would walk out looking great. Then she retired. I still haven't found anyone half as good.

I'm considering trying the Ouidad salon in my area but it's kind of far away and very expensive. Are they really worth it?

I find many stylists aren’t good about explaining that a cut won’t look like the pic with my hair type/texture or won’t look like the picture without hours of styling. I guess maybe they figure that an adult should be able to figure this out but I can’t.

I use it on my upper lip. It stings but I don't have a huge amount to remove so it's over quickly. I used to get a lip wax every other month or so.

Ok, I can buy that explaination.

But wait, if you hire two gay nannies do they cancel each other out? Or if you have two gay nannies plus two hetero parents does that make the child asexual? How does sexual orientation math work? I’m so confused!

Agree. I want everyone else to pretend like nothing is happening and everything is normal.

But only 12% think abortion should “never be legal”. I’m trying to reconcile these statistics in my head. If you don't thing that “life of the mother” is an ok reason for an abortion what scenarios are you ok with?

A little goofy looking but seems like he'd be fun in bed.

But isn’t he like four feet tall? Maybe his penis just looks big by comparison?