I just laughed so hard I disturbed the cat on my lap!

I know there has been talk for years that air bags aren't safe for petite women.

My kids have always been tall. Their doc always pointed out that a two year old does not have the same bone structure as a three or four year old even if they are the same size.

It's basically a three ring binder with a bunch of folders in it and a Velcro flap on the front to hold it closed. It was supposed to be better than a regular binder because the flap would prevent loose papers from falling out and getting lost.

My brain went to the story about knotting in FanFiction. I'm not even sure how that would work with hair... Going to try to stop thinking about it now.

But if he killed his mistress so his wife wouldn't find out about the affair... It sounds like at this point his wife not only knows about the affair, she's willing to help him cover up a murder.

What was it singing? I'm trying to think of an appropriately amusing song but coming up blank.

Funny, being lazy is the reason I took my husband's name when we got married. I didn't really feel strongly about it either way and didn't have a professional reason why I would need to keep my name. If it had been just up to me I might have kept my name but the idea of having to explain why I kept my name for the…

Not sure where witnessinbmore got this info about Catholicism but as a lifelong Catholic I have never seen this in the modern church. If it was true at some point in history it's never come up in my religion or history classes.

I'm not sure if I buy it but I want to believe and I find it to be an entertaining story anyway.

That was my thought as well but maybe this is his day off.

Measuring length? Width? Circumference? I've never considered the best metric for ball comparison.

But I bet her catnip appetizers would be AMAZING!!!

Now there's a useful idea! My GYN is normally the only one concerned with what my internal bits look like.

He looks so soft! I just want to smoosh my face in between his little bunny ears!

True, but changing your name once tells your parents you just don't like the name they gave you. Changing it 63 times tells your parents you're just silly.

I was at a party and was (silently, thank goodness!) admiring the slender figure of a lady I'd just met. Turns out she had just recovered from a long bout of chemo treatments. That was the day I realized how fucked up my body image is.

Yeah, I thought we were talking about Austin Grill. I've never heard of Huston Steakhouse.

Frozen Thin Mints are the best!!!

You do know that they don't need to be virgins, don't you? They are celibate once they are ordained but they aren't disqualified if they had sex earlier in their lives.