That’s where the similarities stopped.

It’s hard to overstate just how badly I want Mariota to thrive and Winston to bust. The 30 for 30 on the Bucs’ decision would just be so glorious.

close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

THAT’S THE BEAUTY OF IT

Sure, but also Fink’s Pulitzer-winning book is the history that will be remembered. It’s erasure, and if you already feel like your town and culture is being erased, I get it, especially from a writer’s perspective (and in the context of this piece). To quote Hamilton, “Who lives, who dies, who tells your story?” This…

homegirl is fucking lucky as shit and also has the lightest period on god’s green earth bc if that was me please believe they would have blurred out my entire lower half and all 26 miles behind me that were literred w huge globs of my uterine lining.

Even weirder - Clark Gregg wrote the screenplay?!

I feel compelled to share this bit of wisdom by David Foster Wallace everywhere I read anything about suicide in the hopes that it can help people - even one person - understand. (Kinja screwed up the formatting and won’t let me change it, but I feel like it’s kind of appropriate for the message.)

I swear to jebus, if this is just some marketing campaign for a goddamned Meryl Streep film.....

Okay. Drop him off at my place, please.

Yeah, I don’t see anyone grieving him too hard. I’m just afraid the Bears will pick him up after they look into his eyes and feel confident he’s a good person.

“12 years ago, twin brothers and PhD historians Frank and Bill Watson inherited a file that upended that history”

It’s also really common for kids to (of their own volition!) not like a parent and not feel safe with them. All those kids are old enough to have their own opinions. I can’t tell you how shitty it is to be told by the court that because you are not 18, it is impossible that you would have any independent thought and…

Thank you, Kelly, for your service to this website.

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Look, if any man of mine leaves me like that, I’m jealous too. You’re supposed to dance with the one who brought you, right? But you swapping guys with your ex-best friend? That don’t impress me much.

I LOVE that my Facebook page is like 95% happiness and rainbows and the few conservative FB friends I have left are just SILENT. As they should be. If you can’t say something nice, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.