Princespreading.

I agree. However, I think if we are going to hold teachers up as pinnacles of righteousness, their own education, vetting process, review process, and compensation, should include measures and rewards for those merits from the get-go. Instead, they are often viewed as pseudo-mothers to our children, who,…

RIP Christopher Lee.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

I’m going to have to find a way to incorporate dildochugger into my everyday vocabulary.

“A girl can be friends with someone with a dick and not hop on it,”

I always applaud appetizer-based diplomacy.

Settling in for this post like the creeper I am.

Look at her fangirling so hard. I feel ya, sweetheart.

#notallparties

This is great. I also tell people I run because it’s one of the only times you feel truly alone in NYC. AND ALSO I listen to “Big Time Sensuality” when I run sometimes! I’m going to integrate a few of these to my list when I go out for a run in a few minutes.

Tried to stay friends.

Yes. I would like to wear this, please. Unless she's not actually a larger model and the dress just inflates her about three dress sizes.

Whatever that baby is called, it’s not going to be called Diana. Perhaps—perhaps—buried in amongst seventeen other middle names, but as a first name? Not in a million years, kids.

Scully. That's exactly who she's like. At times, borderline Dr. Brennan-like.

This is sort of a general comment about Claire's brashness with the preface that I love Claire and think she's a phenomenal character though certain qualities telegraph differently on screen than from the page. So here goes: For a woman who time travelled back 200 years through some witchy Scottish rocks, she should…

We shall enshroud you with a Wiccan circle of safety and healing.

Guys.... it’s cool... she’s still going to make 30% less than the other referees.

When will (white) people stop being so baffled by normal ass black people?