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The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare sounds like an action comedy film starring Simon Pegg, Catherine Tate and Timothy Dalton as the boss.

I agree. However, I think if we are going to hold teachers up as pinnacles of righteousness, their own education, vetting process, review process, and compensation, should include measures and rewards for those merits from the get-go. Instead, they are often viewed as pseudo-mothers to our children, who,

RIP Christopher Lee.

WHAT?! A gimmick? In comedy? That’s preposterous!

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,

Upper Midwestern Academy (because why name it something fancy that’ll draw attention?) just looks like a run-down magnet school or aging community college/trade school in a dying farm town. You get to it by taking a bus from a truckstop in a Kansas town that’s too small to have a name. Curriculum is a mish-mash of

I’m imagining a place that looks like it was designed by Frank Lloyd Wright — Falling Water, only big enough to be a school.

Quiddich would be replaced with a full tackle game nothing like Quiddich but inexplicably named the same.

I’m going to have to find a way to incorporate dildochugger into my everyday vocabulary.

“A girl can be friends with someone with a dick and not hop on it,”

I always applaud appetizer-based diplomacy.

Not even into Adventure Time, but I think these are pretty fab. Now if anyone wants to give a Gravity Falls/ Mad Max mashup a spin, I’ll gobble that up with glee.

I know my opinion is a rare one among those who started with the 2005 revival (as I did), but I think that while the Time War was initially a neat concept it’s one that has long outlived its usefulness (and which had already grown ridiculous by the end of Tennat’s run). That, plus I think the idea of the Doctor being

Settling in for this post like the creeper I am.

Look at her fangirling so hard. I feel ya, sweetheart.

Yay, I loved Osgood! Future companion material?

Tried to stay friends.