Renting a car isn’t great either. When I lived in NYC, it was often literally cheaper to fly across the country than to rent a car. You can pay well over $100/day for a basic economy car if renting in Manhattan/Brooklyn on a summer weekend. In many cases, you really do need to buy the insurance because you don’t have…

That charming family on bikes is a bunch of morons. And who lets their kid run stop signs? Cyclists like this are why city cyclists get a bad rap.

Wear a mask you fucking clown. I’m surprised a science denier even knows what an app is. Go actually read some scientific literature you imbecile.

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

The Bolt is a genius car and I really like the concept, form-factor, and general thoughtfulness of its engineering. Unfortunately, I really dislike its looks. I hoped it would grow on me like the new Volt did, but that tacky little pinched headlight-to-greenhouse badge, the huge, dopey Chevy grille, and the really…

Yeah, but, you have to drive a Bolt then...

Let’s dig into it in a little different way:

I got a free trial of cbs all access and watched everything (by everything that means the good fight, picard, and discovery) on there in less than that month. I fully plan on doing that once a year with an assortment of email addresses until the shows I like are no longer in production.

Redesigns don’t make us mad. It’s the cubic buttload of clickbait ads we have to wade through, and also seeing that one guy’s face for weeks at a time. I forgot his name, but unfortunately won’t forget that image that would never end. 

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The Tourag was overpriced for the North American market. It was very capable off-road, but consumers didn’t want to pay Land Rover money for a VW badge.

You must be lucky enough to live in a state with no front tint laws or inspection requirements.  Texas is 25% and annual inspections...sure there are shops which look the other way but it’s a PITA to try to find and go to those annually.  

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Didn’t take long for the dipshits to appear complaining about this article being “political” when it’s commenting on a game that is deliberately portraying cold war politics for fun.

I feel like they haven’t known what they’re doing since Halo 4. The franchise just got out from under them.

I think that person’s job is actually to go out to the cart corral and bring all of the carts back into the store. It is not strictly to first wander all over the parking lot collecting abandoned carts and then bring them in.

Mitsubishi still sells vehicles in the U.S.? Wow who knew.

Kind of sad, I was aware they still had a couple SUV’s left but literally never see anyone driving them. Weird to think at one time not that long ago they had some interesting and desirable vehicles.  Still wouldn’t mind an EVO even now. 

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What in his entire published history would make you imagine David doing anything in the most sensible way?

Thar it is.