Weak characters? I’d say everyone outside of Vaan and Panelo (which is almost intended) are pretty great. Some of the best in a Final Fantasy game. That includes some of the more periphery characters, like Gabranth, Vossler and Reddas.

Feeding humans to use them as batteries costs more than just using the energy from the food directly.

You have to take those big tongs they use to carry around giant blocks of ice, brace your feet against the computer then pull with all of your might. If you are doing it right, you’ll be perpendicular to the front of the computer. If you manage to win, it will respect you from now on and won’t challenge your authority.

As a serious response to a silly article, it’s most likely just a mechanism jam... easiest way to get it open will be to use the old “straightened out paperclip in the little ejecty hole above the open button” method.

As someone who is interested in No Man’s Sky, not to the degree these nutjobs are, but still interested enough to want to know when i can buy it, Kotaku putting up a small piece about it being pushed back by a few months is actually news I appreciate.

My nephew tried this, but apparently a hero who controls butts is not within the scope of their “artistic design”.

So the takeaway here is that Phil Spencer uses Chrome.

Love Kingdom Death. Best minis i’ve ever put together and painted, and the first time i saw it i thought “This is basically Dark Souls the Board Game”.

Three words: Kingdom Death: Monster. Look it up if you don’t know what it is. It’s basically Dark Souls in that you die constantly. But you run an entire village instead of just one hero.

As much as I share the common trepidation that any fan of a beloved childhood series has, I think many are giving them an unfair shake. To continue to write in a manner that they find is no longer consistent with the audience the game needs to appeal to would be a disservice to their company. At the other end is…

Their combat was Dungeon and Dragon’s tabletop rules.

Really? Huh. Combat is essentially the same as Dragon’s Age, just from an isometric perspective. And you could always slow it down to turn-based if you wanted. There’s usually no need since roughly 80% of decisions consist of “attack the nearest guy.” The other 20% is what pausing is for.

That planet was coming right for him.