I hope this never happens because I’m just one abortion away from a free FRO-YO on my PP punch card.

Am I the only one that loves the bear’s name is Radar? Am I the only one old enough to get it?

What do you mean? I often invite my spouse to my office so people can take our picture as we reload paper into the copy machine.

His mom says he’s cool!

That ICE dude ... ahem, NO. ICE is literally ripping families apart. ICE is conducting unwarranted raids on workplaces, they’re dragging folks out of family services facilities and courthouses. ICE is the vanguard of the coming police state — they are the black forces in Children of Men.

You should’ve heard Keith Boykin handle that Women for Trump woman on CNN who always dresses in pink like Dolores Umbridge. After quoting her the stat that only 36% of “evangelicals” had a problem with “a POTUS who cheats on his wife with an adult film actress” now that the Orange Occupant is in the…

What do you mean, the — oh, let’s not get into this.

Woah, DMX should have been sentenced to 10 years in prison for animal abuse.

I have a white colleague that I work with that showed me the video of this shooting, the day after it happened. He was like, “there is no way they can say this wasn’t a murder”. I told him at the time that the cops would be cleared of any wrongdoing because that is just the way that America is. He continued to insist…

“based on their perceptions at the time”

Schneider is actually a cousin of mine. For a while my son has been pushing me to use our family connection to get him a shot at Hollywood, but I’ve been hearing all this stuff about Dan for so long that I decided I didn’t want to put my son anywhere near this issue. I couldn’t tell him why I wouldn’t do it (he’s 10),…

Seriously! People are getting all on the #whobitBeyonce....but I’m still sitting here going “No! Don’t drink turpentine!”

Nice use of an ableist slur to judge a 20yo woman’s body, bro.

A poet once observed that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung.

Just treat it with turpentine (read the whole profile).

I forget sometimes that even though she has amassed more wealth than I will ever see, commands a legion of followers and is part of one of Hollywoods it families(as awful as that is to type). That Kylie Jenner is a young woman with a history of body issues and is also now navigating the world with a child. Whether she…

counter-counterpoint: as a human that touches all kinds of dirty stuff throughout the day, possibly including your private area, just wash your hands. It takes a minute. It’s okay to clean your hands even if there’s not piss on them ;)

You’re missing the important point that washing after using the restroom is a good time to get rid of the germs that you’ve gathered throughout your interactions with other people and objects such as buttons, handles, electronics, etc. that also have germs on them.

I am baffled why the people of West Virginia Coal Country feel such loyalty to the coal companies. In the past century the coal companies have poisoned their landscape, destroyed their natural beauty, set fire to the earth itself, terminally affected the health of both their adults and children. They condemned their…