What happened to the dog?

Filed to: SAME AS IT EVER WAS.

I believe it. I plan on the seeing the movie, but I stopped caring about the press tour posts real quick. I have no interest in Bradley Cooper as a human person. I feel so bad for Bobby that he got so little love from us dirt bag fans. He was my favorite Dirt Bag writer in 11 years of Jezebel. 

Bobby left and his Goodbye post looked like it was another post about Bradley Cooper’s A Star Is Born press tour, so I think a lot of us skipped it. It had barely any comments :(

“Brad is doing great. He is casually dating, but doesn’t seem to be in a serious relationship.”

Yes, I just went & looked it up and

Make America Kittens Again replaces pictures of 45 with random kitten photos. I am physically UNABLE to search and see what he looks like nowadays.

It’s fantastic.  

Ugh, yes.. Baby showers are bad enough, “gender reveals” are just obnoxious.

Through the magic of Make America Kittens Again, I cannot see this.

Yeah but he is a walking caricature of this country, down to the way he dresses, his personality, insecurity, narcissism, disdain for truth and knowledge, mannerisms (or lack thereof), faux pas, blatant inability to relate to any single individual human, everything.

God I hate Trump, on top of everything else his festering boil of a being inflicts on our country, he dresses like such a god damn slob.

Bobby! I only today found out you were leaving as someone else mentioned it. I had to search for your post, because I admit I had scrolled past it since the top pic was one of my least favorite celebrities. I had no idea it was about you leaving!!!

Yep. Good luck, Bobby. Hope to be able to read something longer that you’ve written . . . a memoir? Maybe a screenplay?

I also cried at my desk, and this *gestures* is exactly why we need it sometimes.

I’m so sad. You’ve brightened every morning for me, you’ll be sincerely missed.

In all seriousness, I’ve always looked for your byline and enjoy not only everything you write, but the way you interact with readers too. You will be very missed, but I have a feeling we’ll be hearing from you again from wherever your career takes you. Best of luck! xo

Sorry to see you go, even sorrier you had to go through that horrible thing at your former job. I know what you mean when you say that celebrity gossip feels so... shallow in these times. Yet Dirt Bag was the only thing I read within the last 30 hours that didn’t directly deal with Christine Blasey Ford. Sometimes you…

NOOOO!!

Bobby...

PREEMPTIVELY SAYING THAT BOBBY WILL STILL BE WRITING FEATURES FOR US THANKS (ugh i don’t want u to go my bb)