Henri is pissed they took his ennui.

This sounds like the direct ancestor of the “God has a plan” platitude, which is both a pretty damning indictment of God, and completely insensitive to people who are suffering.

White fragility makes racism perpetual

Meh, I have resting smiling face too. The corners of my mouth turn up naturally. Makes it hard to be taken seriously when I’m mad, to take a neutral passport photo, etc. Plus I get approached by a lot of creeps who think I’m smiling at them. On the upside, babies like me.

Once more the the cheap seats in the back.

People, Oprah running for president is NOT a good idea. NOT. Like, at all. Oprah is a very smart, very kind person, and those are great leadership qualities- but that’s not all that’s required of a president. I have no reason to think that Oprah can create and push through an infrastructure bill. Or oversee the…

The only technological achievement my octogenarian grandma has to her credit is making George Clooney her computer background photo. She only turns the computer on to look at George.

Sorry Biebs, Chris Cornell did it better.

Fuck florals.

Alternate headline: 20 Year Old Dick Dicking Over Dicks For Not Supplamenting His Dick

WELL HE CAN JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY.

I can’t put my finger on it, so please don’t take it as harsh criticism... But this whole thing, not just your article, is leaving a really bad taste in my mouth about the equating of mentally ill with “evil”, as if this is even a conversation we should be entertaining outside of philosophical discussion.

Fundamentalists suck. Doesn’t matter what brand.

I wholly support servers’ right to under-report their tips. They get treated like shit and paid like shit. Meanwhile, the 1% and every corporation in the country is evading left and right, but it’s the person who makes $3 an hour that everybody is getting all up in arms about.

Release the corgi!

Oh, really, is that what their website tells you? Well, that’s impartial. :)

Guess it bothers me that it is always the women who are highlighted in this “rather go naked than wear fur” campaign. Lets exploit the female form for yet another non-related issue. Yeah...that bugs me.

Ireland looks great, but this campaign makes no sense. She seems pretty cool with walking around naked anyways... What’s the dilemma?  

Fuck PETA. They aren’t about what they want you to think they’re about.