In my difficult moments I can be found under a blanket cry-eating Oreos (double-stuffed, if it’s an especially trying time). But Hawaii sounds nice too, I guess.

I haven’t followed his career or anything, but I thought he was great in Gone Girl.

I’m about his same age and build, not as funny and don’t take great care of myself. I’m going for a walk today!

This is shocking news: 20% of the health advice on the doctors is proven by science?!?!

Man I cry every time. (Yea I know, TV show.)

I liked him as Jordan’s brother in Scrubs who died of cancer. It was a phenomenal episode.

Any answer other than the Mummy is wrong.

I was so onboard until this:

No kidding. And, if you apparently have nothing else useful to do with your time, here’s a novel fucking idea - maybe go with your fucking kids to the goddamn library and pick out the books you will allow them to read and stop worrying about everyone else’s kids. Jesus christ, it’s not that hard.

Obviously. We all know it comes from disco music and the all female version of Ghost Busters.

And I’m sure he’ll be equally shocked to learn that tax money is also advancing the Christian agenda by libraries across America having books about Christianity and featuring Christians!

“We’re not asking for banning because I know that would just sink our ship,”

“As a congregation, I would have to say we are shocked that tax money is being used to push this agenda even further,”

AND AS I SAID IF YOU’RE POOR THE SMALL EXPENSE OF RENTER’S INSURANCE MIGHT BE TOO MUCH TO HANDLE YOU DIPSHIT. WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO JUST LIVE NOWHERE? FUCK OFF.

Did you read the article? This guy’s fucking house burned down. Fuck you. And when you’re not wealthy a “small” amount for renter’s insurance is significant.

Being poor is incredibly expensive.

So if you’re poor..... don’t be poor?

Pregnant as hell?? Did someone on Supernatural bang her?

If you find yourself being hounded by debt collectors, here are some steps you should take.

Thank you for the (unintentional) shout out to my home town of Champaign Il!