“Value” It’s not value, you calling it value doesn’t make it so, Blizzard. You’re overcharging on those items, acting like you’re doing us a big favour when you’re taking a dump on us is laughable. I feel bad for people still engaging with this game.

The articles critiquing Blizzard wound down pretty abruptly as the hype wound up for D4; stuff like the variety article and the goblin dev got pretty much ignored.

What’s with the semen obsession? It was borderline the first time and Ethan just kept it rolling.

What the fuck do you really expect from Kotaku at this point? This is the same site that rails against JK Rowling and bitches about how transphobic the new Harry Potter game is, only to RELIGIOUSLY cover every little bit about it despite going on about how bad it is, giving it more and more views. Kotaku is a false…

Aw man.

So everyone’s cool with Activision again now?

I am so not in sync with what people think is “good content”.

This article is a shitpost, right?

This is some real dumb shit.

Adult parasocial relationships are so goddamned weird.

I'm fine if they completely remove chat.

The kind that gives your wife her first orgasm in 10 years.

“Paul, who’s been on something of a redemption arc these last few years following the “suicide forest” fiasco in December 2017"

What possible sequence of events could have occurred for you to put forward the suggestion that Paul has been on ‘a redemption arc’ beyond the bare minimum of not going back to a suicide…

It’s more that the police working in high crime areas don’t live in those high crime areas. They’re effectively an occupying force of upper middle class people taking guns into neighborhoods full of poor people in order to use violence to control the poor people while not caring if the crime rates in those communities…

Seriously, when humans create art they don’t literally layer a bunch of picture one on top of the others and start tracing over the bunch of them using smoothing tool to better blend their features.

“Kotaku, when its to much work to find the news, just make it yourself”

1. Any effect clothing has on how someone thinks is placebo at best. Uniforms exist for a lot of reasons, a lot of which are non-causative, almost none of which have to do with how the brain works, and in the rare cases they do, they’re correlated to confidence, not seriousness. There’s a reason there’s been a general…

I use to come here because Kotaku actually did quality game reporting

Peak Kotaku right there. When you can’t even find other knobs on Twitter to back your opinion up, just post it yourself.

Did they?! Ha I legit couldnt make it through a couple paragraphs. This is one of the most trash articles I have seen on here. I came straight to the comments after rolling my eyes on my first attempt to read it. Im super glad people are dragging the author for their garbage take.